theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

faroresmemory:

"ur such a qt"

am I calling you cute?

or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?

you’ll never know

libertariantimes:

“Do you remember the joke: ‘Whatever Russians make, they always end up with a Kalashnikov?’ I get an impression that whatever Americans touch they always end up with Libya or Iraq.”

louleytomling:

louleytomling:

so fucking tired of fake fucking friends

not fake fucking friends but friends that are fake

500pxpopularnude:

Clara by damienmohn , via http://ift.tt/1oq9VsT

touchinqbutts:

i saw a box of donuts and then i got sad bc i want cute sex

"She scares the hell out of me and calms my soul at the same time. Maybe that’s what love is—a total contradiction that somehow balances out."
- Tammara Webber, Where You Are (via quotethat)

Düsseldorf, Germany | 02.07

weathured:

ghostly

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